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CLC - Masturbate
One, two, three, four
Don't fuck hookers, don't fuck whores
Five, six, seven, eight
Fuck your hand and masturbate
Sex with hookers
Just ain't so great
Use your hand and masturbate
Get an STD or prevent prostate cancer
Save yourself, fuck your hand, not a lap dancer
One, two, three, four
Don't fuck strippers, don't fuck whores
Five, six, seven, eight
Fuck your hand and masturbate
Sex with strippers
Just ain't so fun
You can get STDs and maybe a son
Use your hand to prevent a bad disease
Fuck yourself as often as you please
Jerk your gherkin
Rub your rod
Wax your limo
Bow to God
Pump your shotgun
Kill your kids
Masturbation is where good sleep begins
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The Nasty Prince.
author's note this story is based upon the "Nasty Prince" comic strip pictures that :iconsairaj1995: got from hair salon alocer site.
translations by :iconharato-kujin:
One Christmas Eve night( December 24th) a girl was walking along when she came to a
barber shop she decided to get a haircut so she went in. "Welcome." the barber said.
"what would you like on this on this Christmas eve night?" the barber asked. "Um..." the
girl thought. "I'd like to cut my hair, but..." the girl said. "Take a seat." the barber
said. so the girl sat in a barber chair. " Unlike at a hairdresser's it's a big chair..."
the girl said as she got into a barber chair. " Oh it's more fluffy than I thought..."
the girl said. " Now I will hang a cape." the barber said. "Okay." the girl said. " I can
not pass my arms through." the girl said. "I'm a little surprised." the girl said in
amazement. " Sorry to keep you waiting." the barber apologised. as he put a barber cape on
the girl. "I will wash your hair first."
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The Passion of the Cut - Epilogue
As time went on, Mara followed Payton’s haircut rule. She let her bald head grow out as long as a chin length bob, and then made sure to keep it nice and trimmed as to avoid her girlfriend’s wrath again. But as she kept her hair the same, she always thought back to fateful day of her shearing. And in some instances, as crazy as it sounded, she longed to be sheared again. It drove her mind crazy thinking about it. Feeling Payton’s cold hard steeled clippers mow her blonde hair. Her tender care as she stroked the machine across her head. The smooth shave afterwards with the cream. She loved it so much. But she could never admit it to Payton, she would just have to find a way to bring it up somehow…
…Payton walked in the door, her purple suit beaming in the apartments light as she walked in after another long day of work. “Sweetie, I’m home!” She bellowed so that it echoed off the walls of thin apartment.
“Hey baby!” Mara replied
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Teresa's Salon I
It was a fine Tuesday morning. Teresa unlocked her salon door and walked in. She was wearing her favourite blue vest and black skinny jeans. It was another day at the salon. She walked to the countertop area and placed her handbag beside the cash register.
She took out an A3 size piece of paper which was her salon advertisement for a promotion and pasted it on the glass of the salon. The promotion was mainly for the summer. The promotion was mainly reducing the cost of short haircuts. Then, she turned the sign on the salon door from "close" to "open".
She opened the drawer at her hairdressing station and took out her important materials – a pair of scissors, a pair of clippers, a few clipper guards and a comb. She then sat on the salon chair and combed her waist-length pink hair.
About 20 minutes later, she saw a lady outside her salon reading the advertisement on the salon. The lady soon walked in the salon.
"Hi! Welcome to my salon! Come and have a seat and let's see what we can
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BDRomeArt Featured By Owner Mar 8, 2017  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
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:wave: hi. :iconthatbaldgirl:

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